WTNUT
5 year old buck +
The rut is akin to wanting to believe your wife really does not want anything for your anniversary when she says “don’t get me anything for our anniversary”. You want to believe it is the best time of the year to get that buck you saw in the beans this summer. In reality, she wants a gift for your anniversary, and God only knows where that buck from the beans is during the rut.
After you have learned that “don’t get me anything for our anniversary” does NOT mean she does not want a gift, the rut is like trying to predict what she wants for a gift. Does she want a sweater? Does she want jewelry? Does she want something practical? Is that big buck up high or down in the bottoms? Is that buck on my farm or the neighbors? Is that buck in a thicket with a doe? Who the hell knows!
The rut is like that one time you really, I say REALLY out did yourself and ended up in bed with a girl that was three times as hot as the ones in your league. The anticipation leading up to the big event was overwhelming. When it was over all you could think was “I know I did not do her any good and this is never going to happen again”. How much good can be done in 3 seconds. It is the same way with the rut. The anticipation kills you because you know the bucks will be everywhere chasing does and I mean EVERYWHERE. In reality, It trickles in trickles out and before you blink your eye you are saying “did I miss it, surely it isn’t over”.
Yes, it is over an no you did not do her any good.
Next year, I am hunting October 20-27 very hard because I know that every year my mature bucks are up on their feet in daylight eating and putting on weight for the chase. They are predictable. They are somewhat in a pattern. Next year, if by chance I don’t get a great buck during that time period, I am going to start hunting again November 21 to December 1. Why? Because those bucks are going to be back on food by then. Or, most of them will be by then.
What am I going to do from October 28 to November 20? I am going to book a trip to the Caribbean and stay the Hell out of the woods. Yea, that will work. Who am I kidding? It will be just like that really bad girlfriend you could not get away from in college. She was bad for you. You were bad for her. You each broke up with the other a dozen times and you got back together a 24 times.
Next year, I am going to buy that bad girlfriend an anniversary present for our 28th anniversary on October 19, 2019. She isn’t going to like it, and is going to take it back. We are not going to the Caribbean, and I am going to be in a tree during the freaking chase phase of the rut!!!!! And, when I get down out of the tree and get something to eat and warm up a bit, I am going to complain to my support group about the rut .......... that would be you folks :). Have a good evening.
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After you have learned that “don’t get me anything for our anniversary” does NOT mean she does not want a gift, the rut is like trying to predict what she wants for a gift. Does she want a sweater? Does she want jewelry? Does she want something practical? Is that big buck up high or down in the bottoms? Is that buck on my farm or the neighbors? Is that buck in a thicket with a doe? Who the hell knows!
The rut is like that one time you really, I say REALLY out did yourself and ended up in bed with a girl that was three times as hot as the ones in your league. The anticipation leading up to the big event was overwhelming. When it was over all you could think was “I know I did not do her any good and this is never going to happen again”. How much good can be done in 3 seconds. It is the same way with the rut. The anticipation kills you because you know the bucks will be everywhere chasing does and I mean EVERYWHERE. In reality, It trickles in trickles out and before you blink your eye you are saying “did I miss it, surely it isn’t over”.
Yes, it is over an no you did not do her any good.
Next year, I am hunting October 20-27 very hard because I know that every year my mature bucks are up on their feet in daylight eating and putting on weight for the chase. They are predictable. They are somewhat in a pattern. Next year, if by chance I don’t get a great buck during that time period, I am going to start hunting again November 21 to December 1. Why? Because those bucks are going to be back on food by then. Or, most of them will be by then.
What am I going to do from October 28 to November 20? I am going to book a trip to the Caribbean and stay the Hell out of the woods. Yea, that will work. Who am I kidding? It will be just like that really bad girlfriend you could not get away from in college. She was bad for you. You were bad for her. You each broke up with the other a dozen times and you got back together a 24 times.
Next year, I am going to buy that bad girlfriend an anniversary present for our 28th anniversary on October 19, 2019. She isn’t going to like it, and is going to take it back. We are not going to the Caribbean, and I am going to be in a tree during the freaking chase phase of the rut!!!!! And, when I get down out of the tree and get something to eat and warm up a bit, I am going to complain to my support group about the rut .......... that would be you folks :). Have a good evening.
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