Christmas presents for your wife???

[b116757]

I like the way you guys think keep your wives intoxicated so they don’t notice those fruit tree orders

 

[Catscratch]

I like the way you guys think keep your wives intoxicated so they don’t notice those fruit tree orders

THEY ALWAYS FIND OUT, no matter how drunk you get them!

I bought a couple of new heifers a month or so ago without "mentioning" it to the wife, and just stuck them in with the horse. One day she says... "were there a couple of longhorns in the pen when you tended to the horse yesterday, because there were some when I tended to him tonight?" I said "ya...". She said "where did they come from?". I said "they are Our's Honeypoo"... Stern look on her face... "when were you going to tell me?!". Now a man with better judgement might have said something different, but I'm not a man with better judgement so I said "when you were in a better mood".

Now that I think about it maybe I need to make some sort of grand jester for this Christmas, like in those Hallmark and Julia Roberts movies?

 

[Barndog56]

 

[trampledbyturtles]

Got mine a vexlar ice fishing sonar one year, Ha. She was pretty stoked actually.

Usually stick to jewelry tho, mainly cause I can walk in last min when I forget.

 

[Bowsnbucks]

Good god I’d be divorced for sure she gets suspicious when I buy flowers.

Isn't it strange that many wives say they wish us husbands would be more romantic / thoughtful - but when we are ......... they think we're guilty of something? Even at Christmas? !!! DIYDo - DIYDon't.

Sorry - that's of no help for Christmas-shopping husbands. Truth be told - we're all on our own gentlemen!!!

 

[Mortenson]

Any wives like adding precious metals to their portfolios? .999 silver ammo is pretty cool. You can buy them individually too.

 

[Maddog66]

If your wife likes her coffee or tea, get her an EMBER mug.

A NOCO jump box for her car.

A battery operated vest was a huge hit last year!

You’re welcome

I want those silver bullets!!!!!

For the first 20 years of our marriage it was jewelry or bust…..at least once a year. 2 years ago, believe it or not, she told me “enough with the jewelry”. I had to turn away to keep her from seeing the smile.

 

[b116757]

Any wives like adding precious metals to their portfolios? .999 silver ammo is pretty cool. You can buy them individually too.

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Not many werewolves around my place but it doesn’t hurt to be prepared

 

[Maddog66]

Just like regular wolves, one is too many

 

[fishin coyote]

This is this year’s present a couple of weeks early. You can never go wrong with a puppy.

 

[Catscratch]

This is this year’s present a couple of weeks early. You can never go wrong with a puppy. View attachment 60672

You sure that isn't a bat?

 

[fishin coyote]

Well unfortunately I didn’t have any room for a couple of Longhorns. :) I sure hope she grows into them ears

 

[Catscratch]

Well unfortunately I didn’t have any room for a couple of Longhorns. :) I sure hope she grows into them ears

I was just give ya crap! It's actually cute (in a soooo ugly it's cute kind of way)!
:)

 

[fishin coyote]

I know you were, it’s all good

 

[Derek Reese 29]

Thanks to this thread I remembered my wife wanted a wheelbarrow..thanks fellas..

 

[b116757]

Thanks to this thread I remembered my wife wanted a wheelbarrow..thanks fellas..

Is she going to bury your ass in yard I’d be pretty cautious if she asked for shovel also!!