Time to lighten up - Laughter is good medicine Part II
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SD51555
5 year old buck +
I'm puzzled. So If I went to Ecuador, my weight would double so I don't get flung off the merry-go-round, and if I stood at the center (what you would call north) pole I would weigh zero? If that were the case, It'd seem silly to launch rockets from Florida when we could go so much further on less fuel if we launched them from Lake of the Woods due to there being half as much gravity from which to break free. In reality, if we were a spinning ball like the television has told us, the only safe place to cross the Karman Line would be right above the center (north) pole. But there's still the pesky issue of earth shooting through 'outerspace' at 66,600 mph.^^that one contradicts itself with it's own question, and has a very simple answer...explain this one
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But, to answer your question about the sun. The earth does not orbit the sun. The sun is inside the firmament going in circles around the center pole. I have embedded a 60 second video below to explain it all.
b116757
5 year old buck +
60,000 pounds of explosive chemical lost in rail shipment from Wyoming to California
The company transporting the ammonium nitrate from Wyoming to California said “the release should pose no risk to public health or the environment” if the loss resulted from a leak.
Looks like the next Syop is in full swing
SD, once again just having a good natured challenge to your flat earth thing you have going on! Next beers on me! 
But, to clarify, lol...weight is measured by mass and gravity. The gravitational pull is identical from the equator to the poles, except where certain geological formations alter the numbers a tiny bit.
Centrifugal force does have the tiniest influence, but not enough to register unless you like picking the gnat crap out of pepper with numbers like a .00001 influence. The way i understand the math, the weight may be even less at the equator due to the centrifugal force.
I'm all good with theories, they're debatable, and can respect others beliefs. Math on the other hand, is almost bulletproof in my eyes, and when used to prove/disprove theories, my monies always on the math!
But, to clarify, lol...weight is measured by mass and gravity. The gravitational pull is identical from the equator to the poles, except where certain geological formations alter the numbers a tiny bit.
Centrifugal force does have the tiniest influence, but not enough to register unless you like picking the gnat crap out of pepper with numbers like a .00001 influence. The way i understand the math, the weight may be even less at the equator due to the centrifugal force.
I'm all good with theories, they're debatable, and can respect others beliefs. Math on the other hand, is almost bulletproof in my eyes, and when used to prove/disprove theories, my monies always on the math!
g squared 23
5 year old buck +
^^that one contradicts itself with it's own question, and has a very simple answer...explain this one
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The sun is flat too. Duuh
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Foggy47
5 year old buck +
So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour "monitors" and then this happened.
Her - why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me - excuse me?
Her - you are wasting our bags!
Me - if you don't like the way I'm bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her - that's not my job!
Me - okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that's all right with you.
Her - why are you using two bags?!
Me - because the bags are weak and I don't want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her - well that's because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn't need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me - so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don't have to double bag.
Her - exactly.
Me - so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her - no because you wouldn't be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me - okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I'm still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it's not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this like that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don't get it.
And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skills.
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Her - why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me - excuse me?
Her - you are wasting our bags!
Me - if you don't like the way I'm bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her - that's not my job!
Me - okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that's all right with you.
Her - why are you using two bags?!
Me - because the bags are weak and I don't want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her - well that's because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn't need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me - so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don't have to double bag.
Her - exactly.
Me - so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her - no because you wouldn't be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me - okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I'm still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it's not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this like that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don't get it.
And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skills.
Credit to the respective owner
b116757
5 year old buck +
We let these people voteSo I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour "monitors" and then this happened.
Her - why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me - excuse me?
Her - you are wasting our bags!
Me - if you don't like the way I'm bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her - that's not my job!
Me - okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that's all right with you.
Her - why are you using two bags?!
Me - because the bags are weak and I don't want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her - well that's because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn't need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me - so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don't have to double bag.
Her - exactly.
Me - so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her - no because you wouldn't be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me - okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I'm still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it's not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this like that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don't get it.
And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skills.
Credit to the respective owner
Foggy47
5 year old buck +
......and propagate.
Howboutthemdawgs
5 year old buck +
This is real life
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Fact is it would be just as possible for an AR to unload the dishwasher as it would be for an AR to shoot someone . Both actions require a person to perform them not an inanimate object.
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g squared 23
5 year old buck +
The Senate one needs lindsey graham and mitch mcconnell, those old ****s are just as despicable and slimy as everyone else else in that picture. Term limits NOW
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