j-bird
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I'm going to have to get me a loud visual banner or somethign to attach to every one of my posts to ensure everybody sees that I'm selling something! I'm also going to need some sort of "Expert opinions" as to how great I am. I'm going to need a logo - maybe something like a superman "S" in camo - if that is egotistical enough! Every post needs to have a link to my own website, and I need to start talking down to people - I'm a self appointed celebrity for crying out loud. If I go on tour I'll need some folks to tell everyone how great I am as well (I'm thinking Mo and "dark side Don" would be perfect - if nothing else the side show/fist fight will be worth the price). Something tells me that may be a one appearance only - due to an ass kicking and Mo adding another jail stay to his impressive resume. I will need a legal document that doesn't allow anyone to share my "secretes". We will make a stop at every QDMA chapter - we will take a day off in Peqout Lakes, MN - we will have Foggy be the guest speaker that day! OK I'm done being sarcastic - if I offeneded anyone here I appologize - just having some fun.
remeber to buy my article, book or attend one of my seminars because, "I'm a deer hunting GOD - you wish you was me"! Cha-ching!
remeber to buy my article, book or attend one of my seminars because, "I'm a deer hunting GOD - you wish you was me"! Cha-ching!