The single biggest INSULT to my - and anyone else's - intelligence, was finding deer turds in neat little bags (with nice pictures!) hanging on the rack at a local archery shop. They were for the natural "scent attraction" sure to deliver me a monster buck. Now - I'm no math wiz, but at the price of a pack of about 12 commercial deer turds - our fields at camp are holding multiple $$$$$$$ MILLIONS in deer turds!! For any real deer hunter - commercially-bagged deer turds are like selling snow to Eskimos.
Here's a question .......... how big of a captive deer herd must ANY purveyor of deer piss have in order to sell MILLIONS of bottles of "red-hot, doe-in-heat, steaming-fresh, single deer rendered, red-lights flashing, sirens screaming, 4-alarm, monster-attractor" deer urine? I opened a new bottle of a famous pee-seller's product once and I was overtaken by what seemed to be the same odor I've noticed many times in cow barns ............ If I didn't know better, I'd have sworn I was standing right over the "scooper trough" right behind the cows.
I'm SUCH a cynic / skeptic.
