This is my new neighbour...
She's single...
She lives right across the road.
I can see her place from my deck.
I watched as she got home from work this
evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the
street and up my driveway and
knocked on my door.
I rushed to open it, she looks at me and
says,
"I just got home, and I am so horny! I have
this strong urge to have a good
time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?"
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm
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free, I have no plans at all!"
She said, "Great! Could you
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watch my dog?"
Being a senior citizen, really sucks!
OH yeah. Did I mention this happened on a farm? ;)