AtomApple
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A bus full of 18 year old girls was in an accident and all of them perished.
They proceeded in the after life to to gate of heaven, where they lined up, waiting to get in.
St. Peter came before them and proclaimed, “you must become pure again, before you may enter Heaven”.
St. Peter asked the 1st girl, “have you ever touched a P3Nis”
”Yes” she replied, “but only with my finger tip”
”Then dip your fingers in Holy Water and enter the kingdom of Heaven“ Peter proclaimed.
He asked the same question to the 2nd girl.
”yes, but just with my hand” she replied.
”Then dunk your hand in the Holy Water, and enter the Kingdom of Heaven” he replied.
Just then, a girl started nudging her way toward the front of the line.
”What seems to be the issue” asked Peter.
”Well” replied the girl, “I’m going to need to gargle some of that water, and I want to do it before Jenny dunks her ass in it”
They proceeded in the after life to to gate of heaven, where they lined up, waiting to get in.
St. Peter came before them and proclaimed, “you must become pure again, before you may enter Heaven”.
St. Peter asked the 1st girl, “have you ever touched a P3Nis”
”Yes” she replied, “but only with my finger tip”
”Then dip your fingers in Holy Water and enter the kingdom of Heaven“ Peter proclaimed.
He asked the same question to the 2nd girl.
”yes, but just with my hand” she replied.
”Then dunk your hand in the Holy Water, and enter the Kingdom of Heaven” he replied.
Just then, a girl started nudging her way toward the front of the line.
”What seems to be the issue” asked Peter.
”Well” replied the girl, “I’m going to need to gargle some of that water, and I want to do it before Jenny dunks her ass in it”
