Health and Wellness

[Mortenson]

I can only afford so many kids, Tele!!!

True that. Massages didn't work out well in my financial interest. Unless you count child tax credit.

 

[T-Max]

Both of my kids started out as a massage...

 

[Tree Spud]

I have a good buddy who told me that you can have the time of your life at a massage parlor in Asia! I don't think my wife would approve any asian massages after I told her about my friend's story-

Happy ending?

 

[Telemark]

I have a good buddy who told me that you can have the time of your life at a massage parlor in Asia! I don't think my wife would approve any asian massages after I told her about my friend's story-

You have made several mistakes here.

1. You told your wife that you might enjoy yourself somewhere she might not have complete control.
2. You told your wife there would be female humans there.
3. You told your wife some of those female humans are Asian.
4. You told your wife some of those Asian woman would "treat you nice."
5. You made your wife believe this is normal in Asia. (It is normal, but most women are not like this)

Conclusion: Don't tell your wife about your friend's shenanigans.

 

[Wind Gypsy]

Great thread folks. I have turned into a blob of shit the past handful of years. Was a gym rat for most of my life but since marriage/kids, health and hunting time have been the biggest time sacrifice. Need to change!

I can only afford so many kids, Tele!!!

Hilarious! I got a surgery for that..

 

[Telemark]

Gosh Darn It! This whole thing has gone completely off the rails! I think everyone needs to just take a minute and chill.

 

[Telemark]

Great thread folks. I have turned into a blob of shit the past handful of years. Was a gym rat for most of my life but since marriage/kids, health and hunting time have been the biggest time sacrifice. Need to change!



Hilarious! I got a surgery for that..

Maybe spend all your hunting time outside the season on self improvement. Exercise and whatnot.

 

[Ben.MN/WI]

Gosh Darn It! This whole thing has gone completely off the rails! I think everyone needs to just take a minute and chill.

No, I think we're finally onto something. The key to health and happiness is $20 at an Asian massage parlor.

 

[chucker66]

If you guys get a chance and are into podcasts, check out Shawn Ryan's episode with Gary Brecka. He talks about biohacking for longevity, to include talk about saunas and cold baths. Very good stuff.

 

[Telemark]

No, I think we're finally onto something. The key to health and happiness is $20 at an Asian massage parlor.

NO no no no no. That's not how it goes here. Well, actually, that is how it goes here, but not for everyone.

I don't go for whores. But they do exist.

 

[jsasker007]

No, I think we're finally onto something. The key to health and happiness is $20 at an Asian massage parlor.

Followed by $20 a minute in marriage counseling.

 

[Telemark]

Followed by $20 a minute in marriage counseling.

Um, What?

 

[jsasker007]

Don't mind me, my work week is over in an hour.

 

[T-Max]

My brother has spent all of his adult life in a warehouse and it’s been hard on him. He sees a masseuse for a deep tissue massage regularly. Says it has changed his life.


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