lol, i got the opportunity to shut a liberal up last night. went bowling with my wife and some of her teacher friends. (haven't bowled in a long time, and my damn thumbs sore as shit today). anyway, it was a decent time until this idiot biotch brought up politics and her hate for Trump. I didn't want any part of it, and I thought I did a helluva job keeping my distance and not engaging her. (for the first 5 minutes)
At the end, she started on trump about "breaking laws" ordering boats to be bombed, and capturing Maduro. Someone said he's not breaking any laws, and she turned around and looked me right in the eye (like i was the one who said that, and i didn't) and said "he's a killer, he bombs boats with not one shred of evidence of drugs, killing innocent people, and he ordered maduro killed, but they didn't follow his orders"
My wife, sitting next to me, heard me take in a breath, and says "oh boy, here we go", lol. Now, all of them are looking at me, and the funny thing is that most all of them were actually wanting me to tear her a new one.
I just said, "look, we just sent a tiny group of elite guys into another country, invaded this countries military base, where the leader of their world lived, and walked him, and his wifes ass out in handcuffs. If Trump was to order him killed, they'd have done it without question. Do you have any idea how much intelligence we had to pull that arrest off? That's called jedi-level intelligence lady, and if you can wrap your mind around that fact, then you'll understand that we knew exactly what illegal drugs were on those boats, exactly how much was on them, and exactly where they were headed, before we dropped any bombs." I waited a couple of seconds for her response, and all I got from her was a death stare, and everyone else was silent. so i said "look, we're fricking bowling here, so how about we reset, let me go get a few pitchers of beer for everyone, and when I get back we'll just stick with bowling talk and have a better time. Now, what brand do you want, and I'll get you some"
She says "I didn't ask for anything from you"
"Sigh, suit yourself, I'll be back with the beer." Got back, and she stayed, but drank no beer, and sullied up and quiet. I got a little more animated than normal to spite her, and the rest of us had a great time.
During this whole time, you know what's in the back of my mind? All those meme's on the "laughter is best medicine" thread that I've seen were running rampant in my mind, because this overweight biotch is acting like the poster child for all those meme's about the libtards. It felt like deja-vu.
I know this wasn't a great smack-down, but it was real, and a small victory. Wife appreciated me keeping my cool, and later that night it paid off, lol.