.....You might be a habitat guy

[Teeder]

What are those?

 

[bwoods11]

If you turn around and pick up 5 gallon buckets in the ditch !

 

[TreeDaddy]

If you ask for a pallet of brown mulch from Home Depot for your birthday.........

bill

 

[bigboreblr]

You speed all the way home so your bag of clover that got delivered won't get wet.

You got 1000 miles on your ATV and 99% of them are in 1st gear.

 

[The Fishman]

If you turn around and pick up 5 gallon buckets in the ditch !

I have to laugh at this. I probably have 35-40 five gallon buckets and I have never bought a single bucket. I also have kitty litter buckets, 1 gallon, 2 gallon, 3 gallon, and square mayonnaise buckets. You name the bucket and I have one. I always have a need for one. I shake my head when I walk by a stack of buckets in a store that they are trying to sell. I still haven't found a $40 Yeti bucket though.

 

[OakSeeds]

if you buy your wife/girlfriend a sweatshirt for Xmas that says ..... my CHEST NUT is nuts about cambium

On the back would be lettered .... He' loves when I help him Hack-n-Squirt

 

[Angus 1895]

When you are the only guy checking out acorns on the way into a Vikings game !View attachment 60404

What kind of oak is that?

I am surprised……………

The Vi queens should have planted……

Wait………..






Chokecherry!

 

[bwoods11]

What kind of oak is that?

I am surprised……………

The Vi queens should have planted……

Wait………..






Chokecherry!

Swamp White Oak, or hybrid I think ?

 

[Angus 1895]

Swamp White Oak, or hybrid I think ?

Looks like a hybrid to me.

 

[Teeder]

Looks like a hybrid to me.

Could be, but there's tons of variation in SWO as it is.

 

[roymunson]

if your idea of a flex is cutting down a walnut tree to block off the trail that you don't want the deer using...

In my defense, it was a small one and I flat misidentified it...

If all your friends go somewhere warm for vacation, and you take a vacation day to burn chainsaw fuel in the woods...

 

[bigboreblr]

The game warden catches you in a tyvek suit with a backpack sprayer.

They showed up at camp to do routine cabin checkups. Shocked they didnt say a word about the suit or sprayer.

2 years ago the town cops see me go by on my atv with a swisher mower. Probably shoulda ticketed me being in the road. They just wave n go by.

 

[roymunson]

You took up your chainsaw, with time left in the season AND your buck tag unpunched

 

[bigboreblr]

I whacked a bunch of young walnut trees that would be shading my apples trees someday. I have to whck a 20ft tall mullberry. Thats gonna hurt. But I am planting 2 new ones and grabbing some it its seedlings for more northrup scions.

I hear deer dont care for walnuts. Something is gobbling them up. Putting trail cameras on a few mature ones this fall.