Wife gets this idea.......

[Native Hunter]

First she is complaining about barn swallows at her parents house and asks me if I have a rubber snake or an owl decoy. I tell her "no." That's the last I hear.

Then at lunch I take a short walk by their house, and...……………

 

[Tree Spud]

LOL ... your wife is like mine. Left unsupervised she comes up with some dandy ideas.

 

[Barndog56]

We love our barn swallows. We have no mosquitos, even with standing water 200 yards from the house.

 

[Tree Spud]

We love our barn swallows. We have no mosquitos, even with standing water 200 yards from the house.

I agree, barn swallows do a great job on the skeeters.

 

[Native Hunter]

After seeing that it has me wondering what she might do to me while I’m sleeping.

 

[Tamarack]

I would tie one up in front of a window for when she opens the shades in the morning....

 

[Native Hunter]

I would tie one up in front of a window for when she opens the shades in the morning....

I would do it but I go to sleep first at night, and I could wake up missing.

 

[Tree Spud]

After seeing that it has me wondering what she might do to me while I’m sleeping.

She is hanging your Turkey decoy on a movable rope ... eyes gone and no feet ... starting to look like a Wes Craven sequel ... keep an eye on all those chainsaws you own ...