Uncatagorized.....things we see....

[Bill]

2C might be a hoot. I could express my relief of being unburdened by what once was.

 

[Feelslikefar.]

You get on this airplane....and they allow open seating. Which seat would you pick?

Will handjobs be involved?

 

[Howboutthemdawgs]

This brings me to a story one time, don’t tell my wife, when me and a buddy were up in British Columbia skiing. Coming back we had to fly out of kalispell. Well we get to our gate and there is a certified 10 sitting there and of course we play the oh man I’d give my left…you know typical bs talk. Well we board the regional jet with 2x2 seating and my buddy is across the isle from me with someone next to him. Plane fills up and I assume I’m gonna have a spot to myself when here comes the 10. I’m like no way is she gonna sit next to me, wrong. I literally turn to and give my buddy a glance and try to contain the shit eating grin on my face as he shakes his head in disgust. So before we even takeoff we are engaged in small talk, mind you I’m married so it’s genuinely harmless. I proceed to spend the next two hours talking to one of the dumbest human beings to ever shit behind a pair of sneakers. Was flying down to Denver for some banking conference. If the bank that hired her gave her any authority on money, half of kalispell is broke now. After we get off the plane my buddy is giving me hell and I’m like dude I’m mentally exhausted, that was painful. But had it been 10 years prior you bet your ass I would have stayed in Denver for a banking conference!