Catscratch ... you the man ... that evoked a keyboard monsoon or, as known locally, "spittle-city"! I'm still laughing.All good advice Foggy, but I don't think you're needing any donations currently! :)
And that pudgy kid is my wife! She might just drive up to that new place of yours to kick some a$$ for that comment.
As to anyone else, if'n it were me, I'd send flowers, candy and a $100 gift certificate to the closest 4-star restaurant.

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