The judge had just awarded a divorce to Lena, who had charged Ole with neglect and non-support. The judge said to Ole, “I have decided to give your wife $400 a month for support.”
“Vell, dat’s fine, Judge,” said Ole. “And vunce in a vhile I’ll try to chip in a few bucks myself.”
That Cheez-it one better be fake. That is my go to snack and I have bought 2,789 boxes in my lifetime. I would hate to never have a Cheez-it again. It just can’t be real. I will not google it, I will not google it. I will not google it.