Hahahah, I know! My brother and I have bets on how long it will be standing before it's either snapped in half or uprooted by a buck.Your little Pine tree is doomed
Get a post hole digger and put a cedar trunk there. Then hang stuff from it. A grape vine, rope, better yet find a scrap branch were you don’t need it and transplant it. It will be a destination tomorrow.
I have a bigger pine that was historically a scrape/rub tree next to my house that I am going to replace into that spot this winter with my backhoe. It should hold up okay if given a growing season to establish roots.
But like you said, this winter/spring I have plans to build a few scrape setups with posts, licking branches and vines for next year.
I just couldn't help myself to try this little pine as an experiment mid-season. Since my wife filled her tag I thought it'd be a good time to play around a little.