When I typed that, it reminded me of something...
Went to a nephews bday party at a roller skating rink during the holidays. Grew up roller and ice skating, hadn't done it in 25 yrs, but I knew I was going to strap some on. Went up to get some skates, and they had the same damn ones like back in the day! They also had rollerblades, and that's what the kids were getting. Hippie looking teenager asks me my size, then gives me a pair of rollerblades. I'm like nope, give me the regular skates. He says "ah, i should have known, all older ppl always get the skates.
I'm like "you know the hardest thing about skating with rollerblades? He goes what? I said, telling your parents your gay!
I heard that one while listening to Bill Burr, he's pretty funny. Hippie boy laughed like a toddler, so at least I didn't offend him