armadillophil
5 year old buck +
We have all heard the stories of how fashion magazines put a tremendous amount of pressure on women to look perfect. I used to roll my eyes when I would hear this but I'm now certain it is true. I see all these food plots spaced in 30 inch rows and weed free and then look at my plots and immediately feel low self esteem and inadequate. All winter I had big plans to plant 3 acres of eagle soybeans and 3 acres of sun hemp. As usual my dreams are big and time was short. I did a pretty good job of spraying the bean plot but ran into issues with the sun hemp plot. It always seemed I was fixing the tractor or sprayer which put me behind. Then the rains came and flooded the beans with 8ft of water. Field looked like the Nile after it recedes and leaves a layer of silt on everything. My two clover plots looked pretty grassy and probably should have been mowed two weeks ago. My self esteem being crushed by seeing pictures of other plotters show off their tanned and silicon perfect plots. I swear some of these guys airbrush their plots. Of course this thread is meant for fun but I know there are millions of other plotters who have the Vogue syndrome like me. Alas my spirits were lifted when I pulled up to plot today and saw 3 does and a fawn in the beans and my camera had a bachelor group of 5 bucks in my weedy clover. I feel better knowing my deer don't care if my plots are fat and ugly.