Wanted to let you know….I received my 2023 Social Security Stimulus Package.
It contained two tomato seeds, pancake mix, two discount coupons to KFC, a “Biden Build Back Better” bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a Biden Speech Decoder Ring, a machine to blow smoke up my ass, a case of Bud Light, and a “Blame it on Trump” poster for the front yard. The directions were in Spanish. Yours should arrive soon.