If that is parts of Mn, she is probably your first cousin.What if her family owns land adjoining yours? Call the preacher!!!
Hey man I was never ashamed to make friends with a heifer at 4am. I carried my weight making sure some of these ladies didn't end the night lonely.Any guy worth a crap can work that money maker down to one axe handle if given the chance!
And what is wrong with a chick that can keep you warm in the winter and shady in the summer anyways!
Been there done that but swore off of beer & booze when on 2 wheels after an eye opening experience.No bike now, had a tough time keeping them upright back in the day