Post a picture of the trophy! Lets get a better look at him!
I love when people ask if I "mounted" my deer - my sick mind typically says something to the affect of "no - but I'm not sure what the taxidermist did to it!" or "nope - it was cold and stiff when we found it..... I prefer them lossened up and at least warm!" or "none of your business - what happens in the woods stays in the woods!"