buckvelvet
5 year old buck +
So I get my first ever jury summons this past week & had to report Monday morning. After the defendant entered the room with a 70s porn stache, I assumed guilty. :)
So the judge announces this is a criminal sexual assault case on a minor, i thought to myself, if this guy wanted to be found not guilty why keep the stache? :)
So the few are chosen to sit in the box and the lawyer drills all the jury candidates. He asks, has anyone had friends, family, etc that have been involved with CSC. This older gentleman (in his 70s) raises his hand, he says 'My son was molested 30 years ago'. The lawyer asks him, 'was there any charges filed?', the man replies 'yes i was convicted'.......
If I would have had been taking a drink the person in front of me would not have appreciated the bath. Cuz I started wheezing I was laughing so hard. Could be my personality but the circumstances and they way he said I almost pissed my pants.
Needless to say yours truly was not selected for jury duty. HAHAHAHA!
So the judge announces this is a criminal sexual assault case on a minor, i thought to myself, if this guy wanted to be found not guilty why keep the stache? :)
So the few are chosen to sit in the box and the lawyer drills all the jury candidates. He asks, has anyone had friends, family, etc that have been involved with CSC. This older gentleman (in his 70s) raises his hand, he says 'My son was molested 30 years ago'. The lawyer asks him, 'was there any charges filed?', the man replies 'yes i was convicted'.......
If I would have had been taking a drink the person in front of me would not have appreciated the bath. Cuz I started wheezing I was laughing so hard. Could be my personality but the circumstances and they way he said I almost pissed my pants.
Needless to say yours truly was not selected for jury duty. HAHAHAHA!