Coming to "Show Me" state for business - do I leave my shoes at the river?

j-bird

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I have some travel to Missouri this week and next and was wondering if I need to leave my shows at the river?

Obviously I'm just poking fun. I have to travel to Dexter in SE MO later this week and then to Washington MO (looks like 30 min west of St. Louis) late next week as well. It's been a long time since I have been to MO - roughly 20 years.
 
A farmer near Dubuque Iowa told me once that Iowa was planning on giving it's southern most counties to Missouri. Thus improving the average I.Q. of both states.
 
In Missouri - if you get divorced is she still your sister?
 
Well hell Im just a hop skip and a jump from Washington! The station I am currently manning is no more than 7 miles from Wash. We transport a big portion of our patients to Mercy Wash hospital. Our district covers a long stretch of I44 from eureka to union mo. If you wanna meet up for lunch or a beer let me know!
PS whatever you do dont stay at the garden way hotel! Trust me hahaha
 
Dexter? What the heck is in Dexter?????
 
Well while I'm over there I will try to avoid any need for assistance - especially anything like mouth-to-mouth. If you have a call like that check the wallet first - if it's me, have the pretty girl do it, otherwise just let me die!

Dexter is roughly 30 minutes west of Sikeston along I57/US 60 - damn near Arkansas!
 
Well while I'm over there I will try to avoid any need for assistance - especially anything like mouth-to-mouth. If you have a call like that check the wallet first - if it's me, have the pretty girl do it, otherwise just let me die!

Dexter is roughly 30 minutes west of Sikeston along I57/US 60 - damn near Arkansas!

I know where it is! I just didn't think their was much there to warrant a business trip!
 
Well while I'm over there I will try to avoid any need for assistance - especially anything like mouth-to-mouth. If you have a call like that check the wallet first - if it's me, have the pretty girl do it, otherwise just let me die!


Dexter is roughly 30 minutes west of Sikeston along I57/US 60 - damn near Arkansas!

mouth to mouth is only in the movies man! I wouldn't put my mouth on anything unless I know where its been
 
I am aware - my wife has her cert as an LPN. I was just given Jordan a rough time.

As far as Dexter is concerned we have a facility there. I have never been there so I am not sure what I am walking into - they have been pretty helpful thus far. We are running sample parts for Harley Davidson.
 
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