The rules:
* Take breast halves off bone and inject with Dale's Seasoning
* Rub down outside with Cajun Seasoning
* Place in Bradley Smoker
* Tell wife to start working on the cranberry sauce
We had one a few years back that was an escapee that hung out with out wild birds for a while. They don't last long. One day I found the feathers scattered across a field. Later when back and checked pics. The previous night, I had a picture of a fox chasing a turkey after dark. I'm guessing that it had a hard time flying to escape.