Shuckins Phee-il, ya hain't gots ta be so gol-darn negative like tha-yet. Ya hain't never gonna kee-il no bucks thankin' like tha-yet. 'Em bucks can sme-yell cynical folks. I jist happen ta have a product here called " doubter-kee-iller ". Ya jist spray it own yer camo and it stops 'em awfulist doubts from gittin' out war 'em bucks'll sme-yell it.