Derek Reese 29
5 year old buck +
So about 4:00 this morning I was awakened to a noise that sounded like something trying to claw it's way into my house through the siding and back door...
Upon armed inspection of the noise, I discovered that a raccoon had climbed up my backdoor to the porch light where there had previously been a robin's nest.
The light was/is now tilted at about a 45 degree angle.
Once my eyes adjusted, I could see the raccoon was sitting there devouring the nest's former inhabitants and would not move even with a swift kick to the door that was ~2" from his head.
I eventually scared him off and returned to bed....
Cue more crazy scratchy noises at 6:00, and I came to find the masked intruder both sitting on and hanging from the back door knob. He was gone when I returned from retrieving a suitable means of dispatching him.
I guess I can be grateful it wasn't a bear, as I don't know how my 9mm self defense rounds would do against thick hide and bone....
Any one else have any good "I live in the woods" stories?
Upon armed inspection of the noise, I discovered that a raccoon had climbed up my backdoor to the porch light where there had previously been a robin's nest.
The light was/is now tilted at about a 45 degree angle.
Once my eyes adjusted, I could see the raccoon was sitting there devouring the nest's former inhabitants and would not move even with a swift kick to the door that was ~2" from his head.
I eventually scared him off and returned to bed....
Cue more crazy scratchy noises at 6:00, and I came to find the masked intruder both sitting on and hanging from the back door knob. He was gone when I returned from retrieving a suitable means of dispatching him.
I guess I can be grateful it wasn't a bear, as I don't know how my 9mm self defense rounds would do against thick hide and bone....
Any one else have any good "I live in the woods" stories?